Leaving for a while.

Sorry folks. Starting tomorrow I'm going on vacation until Monday, August 8th. There will (sadly) be no status updates until then. COMPLETELY SORRY!!!

Fun

Here are some fun things you can try out:

Thinicetrobarrier: Play Astro Barrier with a black puffle...Huh?

Mission 11: Play the last (and probably hardest) PSA mission, "The Veggie Villain".

System Defender: Now you don't have to be an Agent!

Parachute into nothing: Look at a background where you're falling in a parachute!...except you're not there.

Mission 8: Probably  the 2nd hardest PSA mission: "Mysterious Tremors"!

Weird Telescope: Move your mouse, change the view.

Island Adventure Party 2011 is Here!!

Hooray! All penguins have been waiting a long time for this party. Here is the Town for the Island Adventure:

                          

Let me help you with the cheats for this party.

Items:


Blue Crab Costume:


There is a Blue Crab Costume at the Hidden lake. You can just visit the Forest with your map, and move the rock to enter the Hidden Lake. Click the sign, and buy the body item for 50 coins!

                           

Commander Coat:


To find another free item, put on your crab costume and waddle over to the crab holding the signs. There will be 3 shells which hold 3 different colored gems. They will spin around. The crab will hold up a sign for one of the colors like this:

               

Get it right three times, and you will earn the Commander Coat!

Miner Helmet:


At the cove, you can find a hard hat to drill on the sand after completing the Cream Soda Scavenger Hunt.

Pins:


There are 4 new pins, and you have to do the Cream Soda Scavenger hunt to earn it. Click here to find cheats for the hunt (coming soon).

Party Rooms:


There are two exclusive party rooms made for the Island Adventure Party.

The Tree Forts:


Go to the Forest and climb up the ladder to find the Tree Forts.

                   

If you throw snowballs at the plant in the corner, it will grow bigger, and bigger, and BIGGER!!! Then it will burp after maximum size being fed snowballs.


The Battle Ships:


From the Cove or the Beach, you can click on the ship on the bottom to visit...

              

               

...the Battle Ships!

           

When you find leaks, drill on them with a hard hat. The yellow Ship (left) you stand on the panels to shoot. The red one (right) throw snowballs into it to work it.

Those are all the cheats for now. Stay Tuned for the Cream Soda Scavenger Hunt.

Blue Crab at the Cove!

I'm not talking about the new costume. Every half hour (for example: 3:00, 3:30, 4:00 etc.), a blue crab comes out at the bottom of the Cove. As you can see in the photo below, I have proof that this is real.

This is kind of like Fred the Cuckoo Clock. (Info on him is below):

                                   

Have you seen the Blue Crab? Comment Below if you have!

New Top Bar Help!

The other day I added a bar on the top. Here is a little post to help you with it:

PLAY NOW: Play Club Penguin with a simple click from the bar.


MORE CP HELP: Find a list of other sites that help with CP.


SECRET GAME: Play a game that was around only for the April Fools Party 2008: Thinicetrobarrier!


HOME: Whatever page you're on, go to the main page.

Hope this helps with all your CP Status needs! (I will add more soon.)

Club Penguin How-To: How to be an EPF Agent

Today, I'll continue the How-To's. For you penguins that need to know important things for CP, here is how to become an EPF Secret Agent.(The penguin Gwinsmack is sort of a back-up penguin, in case Smackgwin gets banned or something.)

                                                   

1: Login to CP.
2: Go into Safe Chat, choose Questions, scroll over EPF and ask: "Psst. I want to be an EPF Agent. Can you send me an invite?"

3: Watch your mailbox, and when you receive mail, find your invite.

4: Scroll over the letters, and find "Go There". You will be transported into the Everyday Phoning Facility (EPF Entry Room).
5: Click the ringing telephone. A target should appear.

6: Hit the target with a snowball.

7: Watch a screen appear. It will tell you stuff.
8: When a post rises, waddle over to the green square under it.

9: Then a cage will surround you.

10: When one side opens, waddle to a red square.

11: You will then have to practice your stealth. You will have 20 seconds to find a hiding spot without either camera seeing you. (All exits are closed, like the picture below shows):

12: When the cameras turn off, throw a snowball at the Camera 2. Then hide IN FRONT of a post.

13: The cameras will be confused if you do this correctly, and you will complete this challenge (This is probably the hardest task at first)!

14: The final challenge is good thinking. This challenge starts out pretty crazy, because they actually say "PREPARING CAGE TRAP"!
15: When the blue square opens up, throw a snowball either on the square, or at the energy box. This will deactivate the trap.

16: Your scores will come and you will become an EPF Agent! Enter the elevator.
                                              

17: A message will pop up, telling you about the EPF. Congrats, all new agents!!!

COMING UP NEXT FOR HOW-TO'S: THE SECRET MEMBERS UNDERWATER ROOM!

The Amazing Funny Pictures 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watch in awe as the great Smackgwadini does his own pictures for Funny Pictures 3! (Cheering in crowd)

Now this is what Herbert should have at his base!


                                                             


Good luck catching anything now!

Cool instrument, but try getting sound out of it!

I call this one the "Trail to Fail".

Club Penguin should make a sign that says "Jet Pack Adventure", to make it clear that it's NOT "Propellor Cap Adventure"!

It is possible to turn ON the light bulb, you know?

It would be MORE fun if you took the boat from the Dock!

Let's become buddies, random green penguin!

                                         

Why did you have to take your black puffle, Smackgwin? He's scared now!!!!!

No, Smackgwin. Don't grab the Free Coin...


                                         


You can't even SEE the game!!!!!

Also, now it's easy to view all the funny pictures because I'm adding a page with links to all funny pictures!

Happy77 gives a Sneak Peek for the Island Adventure Party!

The title says it all. Apparently it looks like you can find Klutzy the Crab! Agents, be ready!

Watch the video, learn about the party, spot Klutzy the Crab!

                                         

You know, if there's Klutzy, there is a good chance of there being Herbert P. Bear!

Club Penguin How-To Update!

I said on the last post I'll add the How-To page once I finish all How-To's. But, by looking on the sidebar, you can see that I've already started! There is only How to become a  ninja at the moment.

Club Penguin How-To: How to be a ninja

Like "Awareness for Rareness", I'm doing a ton of posts called 'Club Penguin How-To'. If you want to see it again, don't worry. I'll start a sidebar labeled "Club Penguin How-To's". It'll have all these posts in a list.

First on the list, ninjas.

                                        

First off, use your map and head to the Dojo. Talk to the chubby old guy--

"I heard that Smackgwin!"

--Forget that last part...

Talk to SENSEI and get your cards.



Win matches to get higher in earning belts.

The other card is secret to the other player (That includes Sensei).

Water stops fire, fire defeats snow, and snow stops water!
When both of the card's symbol are the same, the highest number wins the round.

There are 2 ways to win. 1: Have 3 symbols the same, but different colors. 2: Have all different symbols and colors.

If you happen to forget (which is very unlikely) you can just move your mouse over the question mark at the top.

As you win matches, you will be awarded new belts!

Finally,  once you have received your black belt, you can battle Sensei.

 

Once you beat him, you will receive your ninja mask!

As you advantage through belts, you can check your progress by clicking on the cards on the bottom.

Along the way, you can earn stamps for Card-Jitsu also!

I have every stamp except the last one, the 10th one with a ninja holding 9 cards.

Coming up next on Channel How-To: EPF Agent!