Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Club Penguin How-To: How to be an EPF Agent

Today, I'll continue the How-To's. For you penguins that need to know important things for CP, here is how to become an EPF Secret Agent.(The penguin Gwinsmack is sort of a back-up penguin, in case Smackgwin gets banned or something.)

                                                   

1: Login to CP.
2: Go into Safe Chat, choose Questions, scroll over EPF and ask: "Psst. I want to be an EPF Agent. Can you send me an invite?"


3: Watch your mailbox, and when you receive mail, find your invite.


4: Scroll over the letters, and find "Go There". You will be transported into the Everyday Phoning Facility (EPF Entry Room).
5: Click the ringing telephone. A target should appear.

6: Hit the target with a snowball.



7: Watch a screen appear. It will tell you stuff.
8: When a post rises, waddle over to the green square under it.


9: Then a cage will surround you.


10: When one side opens, waddle to a red square.


11: You will then have to practice your stealth. You will have 20 seconds to find a hiding spot without either camera seeing you. (All exits are closed, like the picture below shows):


12: When the cameras turn off, throw a snowball at the Camera 2. Then hide IN FRONT of a post.


13: The cameras will be confused if you do this correctly, and you will complete this challenge (This is probably the hardest task at first)!


14: The final challenge is good thinking. This challenge starts out pretty crazy, because they actually say "PREPARING CAGE TRAP"!
15: When the blue square opens up, throw a snowball either on the square, or at the energy box. This will deactivate the trap.



16: Your scores will come and you will become an EPF Agent! Enter the elevator.
                                              

17: A message will pop up, telling you about the EPF. Congrats, all new agents!!!


COMING UP NEXT FOR HOW-TO'S: THE SECRET MEMBERS UNDERWATER ROOM!

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

The Amazing Funny Pictures 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watch in awe as the great Smackgwadini does his own pictures for Funny Pictures 3! (Cheering in crowd)

Now this is what Herbert should have at his base!


                                                             


Good luck catching anything now!



Cool instrument, but try getting sound out of it!


I call this one the "Trail to Fail".





Club Penguin should make a sign that says "Jet Pack Adventure", to make it clear that it's NOT "Propellor Cap Adventure"!



It is possible to turn ON the light bulb, you know?



It would be MORE fun if you took the boat from the Dock!



Let's become buddies, random green penguin!

                                         
Why did you have to take your black puffle, Smackgwin? He's scared now!!!!!




No, Smackgwin. Don't grab the Free Coin...


                                         


You can't even SEE the game!!!!!



Also, now it's easy to view all the funny pictures because I'm adding a page with links to all funny pictures!

Happy77 gives a Sneak Peek for the Island Adventure Party!

The title says it all. Apparently it looks like you can find Klutzy the Crab! Agents, be ready!

Watch the video, learn about the party, spot Klutzy the Crab!

                                         

You know, if there's Klutzy, there is a good chance of there being Herbert P. Bear!

Club Penguin How-To Update!

I said on the last post I'll add the How-To page once I finish all How-To's. But, by looking on the sidebar, you can see that I've already started! There is only How to become a  ninja at the moment.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Club Penguin How-To: How to be a ninja

Like "Awareness for Rareness", I'm doing a ton of posts called 'Club Penguin How-To'. If you want to see it again, don't worry. I'll start a sidebar labeled "Club Penguin How-To's". It'll have all these posts in a list.

First on the list, ninjas.

                                        



First off, use your map and head to the Dojo. Talk to the chubby old guy--

"I heard that Smackgwin!"


--Forget that last part...

Talk to SENSEI and get your cards.



Win matches to get higher in earning belts.


The other card is secret to the other player (That includes Sensei).
















Water stops fire, fire defeats snow, and snow stops water!
When both of the card's symbol are the same, the highest number wins the round.

















There are 2 ways to win. 1: Have 3 symbols the same, but different colors. 2: Have all different symbols and colors.


If you happen to forget (which is very unlikely) you can just move your mouse over the question mark at the top.
















As you win matches, you will be awarded new belts!




Finally,  once you have received your black belt, you can battle Sensei.

 















Once you beat him, you will receive your ninja mask!


As you advantage through belts, you can check your progress by clicking on the cards on the bottom.


Along the way, you can earn stamps for Card-Jitsu also!



I have every stamp except the last one, the 10th one with a ninja holding 9 cards.

Coming up next on Channel How-To: EPF Agent!